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derickjames:

@citizentheband
zachafalse:

clarabunny:

my friend found this on the inside of her juice cap we’d both like an explanation

as a canadian i can confirm that there is no explanation
i am as confused as you friend

hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.



"I want all of my lasts to be with you."
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unfriendlyasiangirl:

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

sealavenderinajamjar:

i will never relate to anything more than i do to these grumpy owls

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i mean

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they’re just 

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so 

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pissed

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off

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we-are-team-free-wifi:

"I mean it’s crazy!"

"What?"

"We finish each other’s-"

S͔̙̯̟̠̖͙̣͖̮̘̖̭̱̪̗̞̀̕͟ͅÀ҉̟̫̝̲̹͔̪ͅÇ̴̟̯̣̜̞͜R̢̡͖͚̺̮͙̰͓̜͉̰͚̬̥̙̜̗̣͡I̷͖͎̜̮̤͍͈͍̥̘̕F̴̸̻͕̱̠̣͙̤͔͙̦̣̲̪̺͖͖͢I͏̨̧̰͈͕͖̲͉̗͢C̵̡͕̖̱͕̤͍̰̥͔͔͔̭̪͓͝É̴̵͕̜̠̞͚̖̮͖͖̹̲̘̘̜͜͠S̸̨̜̝̖̖̻͖̥͠!

lordleto:

crazedoriginality:

zigzag0on:

fagmander:

nintendoggystyle:

is there holy bible fanfiction

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jesus fucking christ

looks more like jesus fucking noah

i’m going to hell for laughing

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